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God knew I’d be too powerful if I was sane

God knew I’d be too powerful if I was sane

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God knew I'd be too powerful if I was sane.
A shirt for those whose brain is running Windows XP with 37 tabs open. Featuring majestic dolphins, cosmic vibes, and unapologetic neurodivergent energy.

Made from heavyweight 100% cotton with double-stitched seams for maximum comfort and durability.

  • Seamless, double-stitched collar

  • Sleeves and bottom hems with double stitching

  • 100% cotton

  • Neck and shoulder strap for long durability



Size guide

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162
Half chest circumference (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81



S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
Half chest circumference (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9



Care instructions

General care instructions The T-shirt combines comfort, style and durability, making it ideal for everyday wear as well as creative projects.
Wash Wash the T-shirt in cold water with similar colors to maintain the look and feel of the T-shirt.
Dry Tumble dry or hang dry the garment to maintain fabric integrity and print quality.
storage Ideal for retail stores and online shops looking for a high-quality, customizable t-shirt that supports ethical manufacturing practices.
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